"You are just like bacon, you make everything better."
- except you left greasy stains on my sheets and my house kind of  smells.
"If you were a library book, I would never bring you back."
- Which is going to be kinda weird when you find the booger stuck on page 236 by that homeless guy who hangs out in the library all day.
"Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect."
- although if you are dismembered and stuck in a freezer, you may miss that first love.
"An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great."
- And then you hope life doesn’t THUD you into the side of a deer.
Okay. That was yummy. (at Samuel Corning House)

Okay. That was yummy. (at Samuel Corning House)

How Not to Start My Next Novel

She smelled of suntan lotion and her tits looked incredible. I would have loved her had she not thrown up her burrito on me.

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I’m forming a band.

We’re only going to play cover versions of ringtones.

Baby Carrots:

The Veal of the Vegetable World.

The American Dream

The American Dream

at Treasures Through Time

at Treasures Through Time

Everything else. (at CVS Pharmacy)

Everything else. (at CVS Pharmacy)

Did I miss a memo? (at Kenmore Lot)

Did I miss a memo? (at Kenmore Lot)

Never forget. (at Samuel Corning House)

Never forget. (at Samuel Corning House)

Everyone Loves a Donkey Party (at Mill 77 rt. 110)

Everyone Loves a Donkey Party (at Mill 77 rt. 110)

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