"You are just like bacon, you make everything better."
"If you were a library book, I would never bring you back."
"Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect."
"An arrow can only be shot by pulling it backward. So when life is dragging you back with difficulties, it means that it’s going to launch you into something great."
She smelled of suntan lotion and her tits looked incredible. I would have loved her had she not thrown up her burrito on me.
We’re only going to play cover versions of ringtones.
The Veal of the Vegetable World.